Have you seen the Matrix Resurrections yet? Whether you like it or want to do Control Z to remove all traces of footage from your mind, here we collect some of the strangest, most absurd and surreal moments of the new installment of Lana Wachowski. Needless to say, there is a list with ten spoilers like ten pianos, so if you still want to see the movie, you better keep reading some of the fantastic articles that my colleagues have published here instead of continuing to look at this one. Prepared? Let’s go there:
The 10 craziest moments in the Matrix 4
1. It’s almost a remake
The movie starts and we see… Trinity? Running from the Smiths across the rooftops. Luckily the girl with blue hair appears, because for a moment, you thought those who have been saying that Matrix 4 was going to be a remake for months were right. Although seeing the movie, the same would even have been a better option.
2. Matrix video game
No, seriously. This has to be I have downloaded the torrent that is not, I say … that I have entered the wrong room of the cinema. Are you telling me that Thomas Anderson works at a video game production company that programs the Matrix video games ?
3. Morpheus in the bathroom
In the original film, Morpheus mysteriously entered the plot. Let’s say that the character of Laurence Fishburne gradually carved out his appearance in the life of the chosen one based on MS-DOS lines and then communicating with the voice.
But this time, if he manages to offer Anderson the red pill, the same thing – seeing the previous scene of the protagonist in the toilet – he catches it and puts it in as a suppository. By the way, now that we remember Anderson in full toilet squeeze , let’s hope Reeves isn’t a method actor.
4. The screenings of the original films
“Hello, classmates in 3rd A. My presentation is about the film The Matrix , released in 1999 by the Wachowski brothers …”.
If already putting flashbacks of other films is a real crappy, putting projections of the original film as if it were a class assignment leaves you even more out of place. Horrifying.
5. Is Neo going BALD?
Dying and resurrecting is great, and surely more than one signed. But the fact that a bald older man is under that fur was something we couldn’t believe even if they rubbed it several times in the trailer.
6. Morpheus will no longer return
We do not know if all the promises he made were true or not, but the truth is that the friend passed away . What we see outside of the Matrix is a new way of existence in which many humans have become thinking machines and have the ability to speak, feel, and manipulate objects. The downside is that they are metal-like and look like they were made with the Geomag set. This benefits Samuel L. Jackson, as they will finally stop mistaking him for Fishburne. In any case, do not comment on any of this to Dalas Review , lest they put their bitcoins into the Wachowskis and instead of making an immortality machine, make a fifth installment of The Matrix.
7. Encounters and final fight in the Simulatte
Apparently there was no better place to meet and have a good time than the neighborhood Starbucks . Although it does not get over the moment of Tiffany’s child telling Anderson that if he wants to f-ck his mother. Just with that phrase, the two who lived inside a simulation should have realized by now.
8. Momentazo Monstruos SA
But these two weren’t dead? Why do you revive them? Well, because according to the Analyst, they generate more energy with their unresolved sexual tension. He needs Neo and Trinity together, yes, but he takes it upon himself to keep them far enough apart. Still, it’s a shame that it was Jude and not the Analyst himself who did the “Do you know Ted?” Technique to Neo.
9. Trinity is now the chosen one too
Having a gender change of the directors of the original trilogy, the truth is that we expected this turn quite a bit. Of course, thank goodness Neo did not end up throwing himself overboard at the company dinner , because it would have ended very badly.
10. CATRIX
In the originals, the Wachowskis already hit the nail on the head with the use of cats. Who hasn’t made the joke of seeing a black cat and wondering if it’s the same one you’ve seen before or if it’s a glitch in the Matrix ?
Just for the times poor Deja-Vu comes out , this new installment could have been called Catrix directly. But in case you haven’t seen enough cats, here’s his post-credits scene with the cat joke .